25 Best ‘Schitt’s Creek’ Gifts for Fans 2020

Chances are, you’ve landed here because you’re either obsessed with Schitt’s Creek or know someone who can’t stop quoting Catherine O’Hara‘s iconic character, Moira Rose. The Emmy-winning Canadian show is, after all, a gold mine of sharp one liners, heartwarming storylines, and downright hilarious plot twists. And now that the six-season series is on Netflix, more and more people are discovering the comedic magic that Catherine, Eugene Levy, Dan Levy, and Annie Murphy created while portraying the Rose Family.

And so, if you find yourself *positively bedeviled* with work-from-home meetings or holiday shopping errands, all you have to do is scroll through this guide for instant gift inspo. As you’ll soon discover, this list has a little bit of Alexis everything on it, from tote bags and necklaces to shirts and cooking supplies. Browse through and get simply the best ideas for the Schittheads (yes, that’s what they call the fans) in your life. Trust us, no one will be acting like a disgruntled pelican after unwrapping one of these goodies.

“I’m Trying Very Hard Not to Connect” Face Mask

Let the oh-so sassy words of David Rose inspire those around you to stay socially distant and safe while wearing this mask. What’s more, you can also purchase kid-sized ones if you want the whole family to match.

Bébé It’s Cold Outside Coffee Mug

The way Moira says “bébé” is hilarious enough already, but this clever wordplay on a holiday song? Brilliant. Rest assured, your bébé will be toasty warm sipping on a hot toddy from this festive Moira-adorned mug.

“Fold in the Cheese” Spoons

Moira and David know all too well how challenging following a recipe can be (even when it’s your own recipe). But having these spoons will make any cooking experience in the kitchen much more fun … even if an argument does erupt over how to fold in the cheese.

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“I Have Asked You Thrice” Tea Towel

Stevie Budd just could never remember to give David his extra towel (except in season 5 when she gifted him and Patrick monogrammed towels as an engagement present). Bring the classic Stevie-David drama to your friend’s kitchen in the form of this cheeky tea towel.

A Very Schitty Coloring Book

As we’re all spending more time at home, coloring can be a creative way to release stress. Gift this to your loved one, and they’ll get to relax and color Moira Rose’s Garden, David in his Café Tropical baseball uniform, and other hilarious scenes from the show. Just think of all the ways to color Moira’s wigs! 

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“Ew, David” Fitted V-Neck T-Shirt

While there is plenty of “Ew, David” merchandise out there, nothing captures Alexis’s disgust quite like this shirt, which also includes her iconic hand gesture. Just merely looking at this tee, you can hear Alexis screaming at her brother.

“Love That Journey for Me” Tote Bag

Schitt’s Creek fans will love to channel a little bit of Alexis’s energy before heading out to run errands. Even better, stick a bottle of wine (or two) in this tote to score even more gift points. Just maybe stay away from Herb Ertlinger’s fruit wines — we hear they’re no good.

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Schitt’s Creek “Bébé” Onesie

We guarantee your friend or family member will be snapping a million Instagram pictures of their little bébé in this adorable onesie. Every Rolland Jr. will look too cute in this!

Alexis’s Block Letter Monogram Necklace

Watch any episode of Schitt’s Creek, and you’ll fall in love with Alexis’s gold initial necklace. Luckily, you can snag one for yourself and your friends at Anthropologie to emulate Alexis’s boho-chic aesthetic.

Moira Rose Enamel Pin

Whenever a bad mood strikes, this pin of Moira will be there as an important reminder to put on a happy face. Because as Moira rightfully once pointed out, “Who knows what will befall us tomorrow … You could be hit by a mack truck or bopped on the head by a tiny piece of space debris.” So best not to spend our time acting like disgruntled pelicans! 

“Gossip Is the Devil’s Telephone” iPhone Case

Moira’s golden advice, which she ironically told Twyla after gossiping about Alexis’s love life, fits perfectly on this colorful phone case that comes in 18 different sizes. Even if you’re not a fan of the show, you have to admit the saying is a pretty great rule to live by.

Rosebud Motel Sign Baseball Cap

It’s as if the Rosebud Motel had its very own gift shop. These navy hats will match all sorts of outfits and occasions, all while subtly supporting Stevie and Johnny’s motel expansion project. Plus, it’s adjustable, so you don’t have to worry about getting the wrong size.

Rose Apothecary Candle

Let’s be honest: Everyone who has seen the show has wanted to shop at David and Patrick’s Rose Apothecary. Thanks to Belle Vie, now you can take home a little piece of the store with this soy and vegan candle. The best part? You get to select from all kinds of scents, including sandalwood and suede, vanilla and amber, rain water and violets, black ginger and bamboo, and more.

Rose Apothecary Pullover Hoodie

Speaking of Rose Apothecary, if candles aren’t really your (or your friend’s) thing, pick up a sweatshirt boasting the store’s logo instead. While black would definitely be David’s first choice, you can also buy the hoodie in navy, royal blue, or dark gray.

“You’re Simply the Best” Keychains

Need a cute idea for a BFF or significant other? Remind them that they’re better than all the rest with this adorable keychain set. Every time they look down at it, they’ll think of you … and the emotional moment David lip synced the classic Tina Turner song to Patrick. But mostly you!

“This Wine Is Awful” Wine Glasses

Your beloved Jazzagals will get a kick out of this nod to Moira and her experience with Herb’s not-so-great fruit wines. That said, we sincerely hope your vino will taste much better.

“Ew, 2020” Christmas Ornament

Ew, indeed. A little humor goes a long way with this ornament that acknowledges this incredibly challenging year. We can only hope 2021 will be much less *Schitty.*

Moira’s Wigs Notebook

Krista, Robin, Maureen — the gang’s all here! Knowing that Moira’s wigs meant everything to her, you can commemorate such an important aspect of her character with this notebook. As you can see, some of her most iconic bébés are printed on it.

David Rose-Inspired Sunglasses

For the drama queens in your life, get them round white glasses, like the ones David wears when he is over everyone and everything. For only $9, you might want to pick up a pair for yourself too. Hey, why not?

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‘The Crows Have Eyes 3: The Crowening’ Movie Poster

Though we’ll never get to see Moira play Dr. Clara Mandrak, we can buy a movie poster of the fictional film. Just heed Moira’s advice: Don’t look the crows in the eyes!

“Positively Bedeviled With Meetings” Wood Sign

Talk about the perfect addition to a home office space. Hang this up, and your loved ones will hopefully get the hint that you’re busy. Hopefully.

“Boop” Make Up Bag

Alexis is the queen of “booping” David on the nose with her pointer finger as a sign of affection (or, at times, just to annoy him). With this pouch, you can spread the love and store your makeup products, pencils, or toiletries all in one place.

Funko Pop! TV Moira Figurine

Fans of these pop-culture figurines will absolutely need to add Moira to their collection. Thankfully, the company also sells collectibles of Johnny, David, and Alexis, so you can keep all the Roses together.

Schitt’s Creek Stickers

When you just can’t choose which Schitt’s Creek character quotes you love the most, these stickers will share the hilarity of all the Roses on anything. Stick them on laptops, folders, wherever your heart desires!

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